the innocent are safe to go on living

On August 7th, the year of our lord 2007 a most horrendous crime took place under our very noses. Criminal masterminds ran amuck at a public area designed for people to propel, ride and operate (yes, get this) skateboards in a once beautiful vale of sunshine. The crime here was committed by the most notorious of criminals…yes, you guessed it…skateboarders. “What was their vicious act against humanity?” you might ask. These “skaters”, as they like to call themselves, entered the “skateboard” park and proceeded to skateboard within the confines of the open gated, chain linked fence as they have done for years while thinking the authorities were none the wiser. Meanwhile, Elite tactical groups were formed to spearhead this plague of rebels. On this day, these criminals were shown who wears the big boy pants when it comes to the law! Local police heroes stormed the scene of the crime and let not one of the perpetrators get away without feeling just how strong the strong arm of the law really is! No mercy was given to these scoundrels. We here at enjoico-conglomerate-enterprise-industrial-inc, say shame on these villains. Bring back lethal injection. Let’s set the Governator loose to get barbaric on them like the good ol’ days when sorcerers turned into huge snakes! Let us give praise to the brave officers that risked their lives to serve the people and make this a safer world.

Please feel free to give praise and thanks to the fine county officials that selflessly tackled this onslaught against humanity! We salute their acts of valor and boo the inhuman scum that prepetuated this unspeakable act over the years. Justice has once again, PREVAILED!

SUNNYVALE OFFICIALS

otto@ottolee.org

jh2@aol.com

CouncilDeanChu@yahoo.com

mhamilton@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us

cmoylan@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us

council@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us

COUNTY OFFICIALS

don.gage@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us

blanca.alvarado@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us

primo.mchugh@bos.co.scl.ca.us

ken.yeager@bos.sccgov.org

liz.kniss@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us

so.website@sho.co.scl.ca.us

Assessor@asr.co.scl.ca.us

And last but definitely not least, THE GOVERNATOR:

governor@governor.ca.gov

you are the wind beneath my wings
you are the wind beneath my wings

protect and serve
protect and serve

this one is a no brainer
this one is a no brainer