hmo
08/17/2007
i flew to san diego to see an orthopaedic doctor
he said my mri’s didn’t look so hot
…and neither did my actual ankle
then i took a cab to the airport and went home
just in time for mandy moore. that’s her in the center of those flames
the next day i got bagels
dingus was there having a less-than-usual preservative free meal
rex and maid took me to a movie
no, you’re out of order
i hope enough people are catching wind of my disclaimers