hmo

i flew to san diego to see an orthopaedic doctor
i flew to san diego to see an orthopaedic doctor

he said my mri's didn't look so hot
he said my mri’s didn’t look so hot

...and neither did my actual ankle
…and neither did my actual ankle

then i took a cab to the airport and went home
then i took a cab to the airport and went home

just in time for mandy moore. that's her in the center of those flames
just in time for mandy moore. that’s her in the center of those flames

the next day i got bagels
the next day i got bagels

dingus was there having a less-than-usual preservative free meal
dingus was there having a less-than-usual preservative free meal

rex and maid took me to a movie
rex and maid took me to a movie

no, you're out of order
no, you’re out of order

i hope enough people are catching wind of my disclaimers
i hope enough people are catching wind of my disclaimers