the innocent are safe to go on living
08/07/2007
On August 7th, the year of our lord 2007 a most horrendous crime took place under our very noses. Criminal masterminds ran amuck at a public area designed for people to propel, ride and operate (yes, get this) skateboards in a once beautiful vale of sunshine. The crime here was committed by the most notorious of criminals…yes, you guessed it…skateboarders. “What was their vicious act against humanity?” you might ask. These “skaters”, as they like to call themselves, entered the “skateboard” park and proceeded to skateboard within the confines of the open gated, chain linked fence as they have done for years while thinking the authorities were none the wiser. Meanwhile, Elite tactical groups were formed to spearhead this plague of rebels. On this day, these criminals were shown who wears the big boy pants when it comes to the law! Local police heroes stormed the scene of the crime and let not one of the perpetrators get away without feeling just how strong the strong arm of the law really is! No mercy was given to these scoundrels. We here at enjoico-conglomerate-enterprise-industrial-inc, say shame on these villains. Bring back lethal injection. Let’s set the Governator loose to get barbaric on them like the good ol’ days when sorcerers turned into huge snakes! Let us give praise to the brave officers that risked their lives to serve the people and make this a safer world.
Please feel free to give praise and thanks to the fine county officials that selflessly tackled this onslaught against humanity! We salute their acts of valor and boo the inhuman scum that prepetuated this unspeakable act over the years. Justice has once again, PREVAILED!
SUNNYVALE OFFICIALS
otto@ottolee.org
jh2@aol.com
CouncilDeanChu@yahoo.com
mhamilton@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us
cmoylan@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us
council@ci.sunnyvale.ca.us
COUNTY OFFICIALS
don.gage@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us
blanca.alvarado@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us
primo.mchugh@bos.co.scl.ca.us
ken.yeager@bos.sccgov.org
liz.kniss@bos.co.santa-clara.ca.us
so.website@sho.co.scl.ca.us
Assessor@asr.co.scl.ca.us
And last but definitely not least, THE GOVERNATOR:
governor@governor.ca.gov
pico de gallo
08/07/2007
here’s a little insight into what Jose Rojo thinks about when he’s doing the damn thang.
shit clip
08/06/2007
Schmitty put up a lil footy from a ramp session on the Thrasher site. He didn’t get too many clips cus he was shredding himself. His last name isn’t Smith cus he likes doing websites all day.
Ok, so the Kid kills it on ramps, but Jose squeaked a clip in there amungst the gnarlers. Joser can still skate with Jason now that we jumped the Kid out of the gang, right?
the little guys
08/06/2007
Always being three or four steps behind everyone else, our boy Lou jumped on the video game bandwagon and got himself in a new skateboard game. Hopefully, we won’t have to waste our time making a video for this one that gets denied by the suit and ties. His character was just released. Hopefully, we won’t have to take this image down because they didn’t get to do their”official” release yet. Hopefully, having self morals doesn’t go completely out of style.
