I was washing my hands!!!!!
All the dudes recently got interviewed for a catalog magazine (who cares) sorta thing. They all got the same questions. Here are three responses to Q: 11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTERBATING?
(JERRY) Once by my mom and once by Jose.
(NESTOR) No, and I’ve made it really obvious. I used to spend the night at my girlfriends and sadly beat off next to her when she was asleep, but she said she never noticed .
(JOSE) When I was a young lad my brother and I shared a room. One night he brought a chick over and was getting down, her moaning got me pumped so I started bating. Little did I know they saw the blanket going up and down! They made fun of me for years!