return of the jedi
onion rings make girls really sad for some reason
this guy was like ‘ hey blog me, dude!’
staying young is a daily responsibility
part of maintaining your youth is a healthy diet
my girlfriend is 46. can you believe it?
speaking of healthy eating, this is what my girlfriend got at sizzler. no joke
sweat, piss, cigarette ash, spilled beer, and mexican.
one second after taking this a kids head poked out and said ‘hey dude gotta a stoag?’
my cat faked being sick to get out of the house