return of the jedi
02/12/2008

bonerz

onion rings make girls really sad for some reason

this guy was like ‘ hey blog me, dude!’



staying young is a daily responsibility

part of maintaining your youth is a healthy diet

my girlfriend is 46. can you believe it?


boring.







speaking of healthy eating, this is what my girlfriend got at sizzler. no joke


sweat, piss, cigarette ash, spilled beer, and mexican.

???

one second after taking this a kids head poked out and said ‘hey dude gotta a stoag?’


my cat faked being sick to get out of the house

bye.