return of the jedi

bonerz
bonerz

onion rings make girls really sad for some reason
onion rings make girls really sad for some reason

this guy was like ' hey blog me, dude!'
this guy was like ‘ hey blog me, dude!’

staying young is a daily responsibility
staying young is a daily responsibility

part of maintaining your youth is a healthy diet
part of maintaining your youth is a healthy diet

my girlfriend is 46. can you believe it?
my girlfriend is 46. can you believe it?

boring.
boring.

speaking of healthy eating, this is what my girlfriend got at sizzler. no joke
speaking of healthy eating, this is what my girlfriend got at sizzler. no joke

sweat, piss, cigarette ash, spilled beer, and mexican.
sweat, piss, cigarette ash, spilled beer, and mexican.

???
???

one second after taking this a kids head poked out and said 'hey dude gotta a stoag?'
one second after taking this a kids head poked out and said ‘hey dude gotta a stoag?’

my cat faked being sick to get out of the house
my cat faked being sick to get out of the house

bye.
bye.