party on wayne

valentine’s day is here, so dudes, remember to do some nice things for your gal like telling her that she doesn’t look as fat as yesterday; open the door on the dryer for her when she’s doing your clothes, tell her that she’s the best girlfriend you have right now; and maybe even microwave her a corn dog.

Ladies, you all know all he really wants is one thing. Don’t be a prude, it’s bad for your rep.