five fingers to the face
02/17/2008
looks like out buddies at Slap Mag have revamped their site. If you take the time to peruse the joint, you can find cool pics and junk like this pic of Mr. Berry. Then you can go onto the message board and talk trash under an assumed name. What more could you ask for?
party on wayne
02/14/2008
valentine’s day is here, so dudes, remember to do some nice things for your gal like telling her that she doesn’t look as fat as yesterday; open the door on the dryer for her when she’s doing your clothes, tell her that she’s the best girlfriend you have right now; and maybe even microwave her a corn dog.
Ladies, you all know all he really wants is one thing. Don’t be a prude, it’s bad for your rep.
god save cholesterol
02/14/2008
not afraid to venture into the unknown, senior rojo braves the favor realm of candy bacon.
so cal? so what!
02/07/2008
if you live in hell, get off your duff and go to this active signing if you want Cairo, Jerry, Caswell and Louie’s signature on a poster or a boob.
dutchboy orange
02/06/2008
We put Wieger on enjoi a little while ago. We just now got around to telling you about it because we are so excited about it. If you are asking yourself why we would do such a thing, just know that it is because he is going to bring us to his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. DUH! If you click here, you might be able to see the official announcement. Not really sure though, dunno how all this damn technology works. We sent out a carrier pigeon to deliver flyers about it, but no one has received them and the damn bird hasn’t come back yet. Or, maybe it’s that we can’t seem to do anything right. Anyways, Wiegy is one cool motherf*cker. We dig him, you should too!
candle blowing
02/05/2008
Cheryl Burke and Mathew Lawrence break up on the same day as Creepy’s birthday! Coincidence? We hope not. Maybe Creepy can get an amazing present from her now that she’s single again!
