quote the larry

I woke up in thick fog this morning. The inevitable headache has set in and feels like a cinderblock was chilling on my face all night. Eventually the urge to urinate allows me to get up out of bed. I lurk into the bathroom very slowly and and feel for the light switch. As soon as the light came on i noticed that there was some crap on my face. Upon further investigation I came up with the conclusion that it was mud. I turn on the water and begin to wash it off. Once attended to I turn the water off and look in the mirror. I looked like a fucking zombie that crawled out of his grave. Literally, I had mud in my hair, in my teeth,and under my nails.
It was shower time apparently. Waiting for the water to warm I start to feel how stiff my neck was. Even now, the shit is boned out! I hop in the shower and begin to scrub my hair. The water mixed with the dirt made a brown sludge. It took a while of scrubbing too. Seriously like a couple of minutes. The water felt so heavy. I don’t really know how to describe that any further, but the only thing i could do to alleviate it was sit down and let it pelt me into submission.
I get done and dry off. A fresh pair of undies can seriously put a smile on my face. Thank god I did laundry yesterday. Another slow and disoriented walk to the kitchen to get me a motha fuckin’ Red Bull!!!!!!!I just happen to stumble upon a pile of wet muddy clothing and some reebocks that were caked. I could barely recognize em. I don’t even know if they are salvagable. I know i wore a vest last night. I remember putting it on, but i didn’t see it anywhere…………
What the fuck happened last night? My fucking head hurt too much to think, but i had to try and figure it out. Back to my bed and back to reality. Putting the puzzle pieces back together was really hard to do and i still don’t have them all in place. The scent of grass came to my mind. That was it! I had another piece. I remembered wrestling in the rain. What I don’t remember is how I got home.

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no retreat

one of the greatest fight scenes ever?

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meister

sure, we have linked The Kid’s site before, but this single page might be one of the illest things on the www.

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back in high school

we have always known that creepy was a little off, but he just told us that he used to make out with the girl that won Dancing with the Stars. that is, until he got into sports and playing with balls. oh well. we are sure that he looks back on a lot of stupid things he has done in his life and says “oh well”

 

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