my master cleanse part 1

so, the master cleanse has transformed me into a gollum-like thing
so, the master cleanse has transformed me into a gollum-like thing

as an added hardship to the fast, i get to watch april eat whatever she wantss
as an added hardship to the fast, i get to watch april eat whatever she wantss

sizzler! my favorite!! ugh.....
sizzler! my favorite!! ugh…..

i even watch the rabbit eat and get angry
i even watch the rabbit eat and get angry

could really go for some steamed hams....
could really go for some steamed hams….

everything reminds me that i'm on the cleanse
everything reminds me that i’m on the cleanse