kyle, try not to get fired this week
11/29/2008


dear team, respond to those emails!



take note, christians with poor diets

not a muslim but a Goonie, apparently

this came in my Royal check envelope.

listen, jennifer, i’m going skating and i dont wanna hear any of your bullshit today

i’m serious.. what is your damage, psycho?! let go!

…bitches, man.

getting hurt but still ordering packages and then peddling them in the streets is the way to go! i’m recession proof.



sometimes the sisters pity me enough for a lunch date

…and i get to torture this guy!

to my utter disgust, anna ordered a bloody mary with a slim jim! and they made it! i dont know whats crazier: that they made it or she ordered it

she’s just so ftw these days…



back home where reality hits pretty hard sometimes

lots of cleaning…

jerry, buy me this and you dont have to rub my feet tonight’

this is what i call the lose/lose situation. i’m sure you are familiar.

