dang, this site could use a lot more me

i have given my maid/tenant/anna some driving lessons
i have given my maid/tenant/anna some driving lessons

i mean, its about goddamn time she learns. she's like 30 something i think
i mean, its about goddamn time she learns. she’s like 30 something i think

i threw in an incentive. sometimes she needs a little extra push
i threw in an incentive. sometimes she needs a little extra push

my ex-maid/ex-tenant/current ellie and i had lunch to talk 'things between us' over. man, its been weird since she moved out...
my ex-maid/ex-tenant/current ellie and i had lunch to talk ‘things between us’ over. man, its been weird since she moved out…

and then there's that one.
and then there’s that one.

ok. thats enough of the  sisters. i'm sorry (fatbody).
ok. thats enough of the sisters. i’m sorry (fatbody).

fuck that.
fuck that.

i saw louie at starbucks. after his skateboarder cover he's been layin low
i saw louie at starbucks. after his skateboarder cover he’s been layin low

ouch.
ouch.

oh i guess there's more. sorry.
oh i guess there’s more. sorry.

it gets weird around here when anna is single
it gets weird around here when anna is single

april calls spoiler cars 'shooping carts'. genius.
april calls spoiler cars ‘shooping carts’. genius.

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erik started my career and liked to make suggestive jokes about me when i was 14. halba used to wear size 40 jeans and dye his hair weird colors; he made me want to be a skater. these dummies started it all.
erik started my career and liked to make suggestive jokes about me when i was 14. halba used to wear size 40 jeans and dye his hair weird colors; he made me want to be a skater. these dummies started it all.

su hsu
su hsu

she kinda started it all too
she kinda started it all too

man, life is so cool sometimes
man, life is so cool sometimes

right?
right?